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The University of Mary-Hardin Baylor, home of The CRU, is by far the best football school, east of the mississippi and south of the mason dixon line. Also the sickest D-III school in the nation. you dont mess with The CRU! UMHB is the oldest school in texas founded in 1845 and is the older sister of Baylor University, but unlike Baylor, The CRU actually wins their games.
HSU fan: hey who are we playing this week?
HSU player: Mary-Hardin Baylor
HSU fan: were playing the CRU!?!?!!?!? WERE SCREWED!!!!
HSU player: ya i know, i dont even know why im going to show up for the game, i might not
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An all-girls catholic high school located in downtown Portland, OR.
Known for extremely sheltered and judgemental nerds.
When the girls go out and there are guys there, they act exceptionally slutty, for lack of daily male interactions.
Known for high stress, and girls who are too-excited about learning.
Andrew: Where do you go to school again?
Anna: St. Mary's Academy, aka a living hell hole
Andrew: lol, succkss
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the fucking hottest chick on youtube
pervert1:dude I'd fuckin bang Lia Marie Johnson.
pervert2: Me to. Those tits
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To wear sheets and dirty rags, and fool the general population into believing you're fashionable and boho.
Hey, Ashley, I like that tent you're wearing.
Oh, thanks. It goes nicely with the pillowcase around my chest.
Wow, I need to copy your look.
Yeah, it's easy to Pull a Mary Kate.
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While a girl is having her period she knocks her boyfriend out, squats over his forehead, and wipes her bloody vagina juices on him, then shaves his pubes and sprinkles them over his forehead for the bangs. Then she finishes him off by tying a bonnet on his head.abe lincoln
My girlfriend gave me a Bloody Mary Lincoln last night and I still have blood dried to my forehead.
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stupid fuckers with no talent who got rich off the fact they're twins
mary kate and ashley should die and go to hell
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SMS is one of the top educators in the South. Not only are all the girls there classy and smart...they are also really fun and sweet. And although SMS girls are know for their preppy attire (Ralph Lauren, Vineyard Vines, Jack Rogers ect.) if you go there for one day you will realize that that is not what we are all about (most of the girls wear sweatpants and T Shirts every day) most of us are ginuenly nice and down to earth. And even though we are from an all girls school we are not desprate (we have no problem getting guys).
Guy 1: who is that classy, beutiful girl
Guy 2: oh she goes to Saint Mary's School
Guy 1: wow she is out of my league
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