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A mighty warrior who weilds no sword, no club, but the mighty Penis. The penis battler was born with his legendary weapon... and thus so learned how to weild it at a young age.
Many have trid to master the way of the penis, only 1 has succeeded. His name.... THE PENIS BATTLER!
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A pencil that doesn't have an eraser. It is basically a useless writing utensil also know as a dick pen or cock pen.
"I don't want your penis pen." or "Get that penis pen away from me."
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Music that you like to listen to, but can't admit you like it to anybody you know.
"This song is cool but it would be embarrassing to admit I like it. I will add it to my penis music playlist"
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The art of folding your penis to resemble a burger. Achieved by folding the cock between the balls and under to the backside of the ball sack, gripping to hold in place and rotating 90 degrees. Relish, cheese or sauce can be added as desired.
Girl "I fancy a burger"
Boy "I got this penis burger you can have"
*gets out penis burger*
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Known as a bidet in Europe. This sink like fixture is used for cleaning the genitalia after a pleasurable and/or unpleasureable experience.
Ex. 1: After Jimmy found out he slept with a transvestite on his trip to Thailand he used the penis sink to thouroughly cleanse his junk.
Ex. 2: "Bob thats not a fountain, its a penis sink!"
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When your penis is shining when it is wet.
I blinded you with my penis winkel.
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People who enjoy the sweet tang of having dick in their mouth.
Man, i love being a penis taster. Theirs so many FLAVORS!
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