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Someone with palms of thier hands and soles of their feet lighter coloured than the rest of their bodies
Did you see that persons hands he is defently From the puddle people
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Pornography that showcases the appalling and questionably legal act of two or more old fuckers having hot, steamy old people sex. Usually can be found under the "Mature" category on most porn sites.
See lemonparty for more information.
Jimmy Nichols: Dad, what is old people porn?
Mr. Nichols: Shut the fuck up and eat your goddamn peas Jimmy. I don't have time for your bullshit.
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People who tend to put themselves down just to get people to compliment them.
"She kept calling herself stupid until someone called her smart."
"Oh, so she's One-of-THOSE-People?"
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unseasoned people that eat casserole for breakfast lunch and dinner and knit shit like ats for their cats
hey look there's jerry the old white person with his old white people
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That smell fat people have. You all know it. Caused mostly by the fact that they're too fat to reach back there to take care of business. So they use the wipe forward to get the job done. Leaves the Fat People Musk.
He's a great guy but I couldn't possibly date him, he has that fat people musk.
Things were going great, I was rounding third headed home, and then I got a whiff of the fat people musk. I had to end the night there.
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People of a certain class in the UK who are monstrously obese, dimwitted and rely on public transport. They wear tracksuit bottoms that do not fit them and expose their blubbery gut and backsides, and have ulcerated cankles, as well as gormless bovine expressions.
Their favourite pursuits include watching reality TV while licking gravy from their foil tray dinners off of their doughy forearms, playing violent computer games and screeching at their hyperactive , sugar-intoxicated offspring in public.
They are prone to severe body odours and fungal infestations, orginating from folds of flesh that they find difficult or cannot be bothered to wash.
On occasion, the cow-person may discover a 'feasting' - a morsel of jellified food that has been stored deep in a fold for days- which they ravenously consume, lest it be wrenched from yjem by their benefit assessors.
The only things that match their physical repulsiveness is their idiocy, sense of entitlement and laziness, as they are usually welfare recipients and falsely claiming disability benefits.
Look at that huge family of cow-people gathering at the bus stop!
Look at those cow-people slurping down buckets of chicken and gravy!
Look at those cow-people, demanding their benefits from the taxpayer!
Look at those cow-people, stinking up the cake aisle!
Look at those Cow-people, comparing fat-shaming to racism, as if they can't help how much cheese and fries they ingest!
Look at those cow-people... we could use them in the next war to frighten Putin!
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Rap with lazy beats like a drum loop played over another drum loop, and the rapper says plain, every day crap but insanely fast. Suburban kids, pot heads, and white girls think this is edgy, talented and real rap.
Examples of this bullshittery include Brother Lynch Hung, Tech 9, Hopsin, almost every white female rapper in existence, and Celine Dion's rap. No, seriously, look it up. Thats what they like over 2pac.
My boyfriend was motor boating my tits, sneezing and having a epileptic fit all at the same time while somebody drummed on a tin can. It sounded just like white people rap. So I recorded it, sold it, and made 15 million dollars!
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