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A piece of shit rolled up in a Subway wrapper and put in the fridge at a frat house. (a Blimpie or Quizno's wrapper works just as well.)
"You shoulda seen his face when he almost bit into that cold carl sandwich"
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When you have sex with both of someones parents and position yourself in the centre to become the filling
I'm off round martins house to have a mum and dad sandwich with his parents
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A Hardcore band from the greater New York Metropolitan area who sing in both Spanish and English. They started playing shows in 1996 and are hard as fuck. Songs of note "Slow With Your Hands" "Narco Cabron" and "Chin Music".
"A Billy Club Sandwich is like a knuckle sandwich only it hurts more."
"Billy Club Sandwich...On Your Feet!"
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A fucking sandwich made of chocolate cookies and vanilla ice cream. Not something to do with sex or shitting on someone. Thats nasty bro. Like, why would you take a delicious ice cream treat and turn it dirty minded?
You see, this (see GIF below), is an ice cream sandwich. Not that nasty shit y’all think up.
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A disgusting yet extremely arousing sex act in which an individual places slices of ham between their buttcheeks and has their sexual partner eat all of the ham. For it to be a true Michigan ham sandwich, there must be atleast 4 thick slices of ham between the cheeks.
ALT: Michigan Ham Sandwich on Pumpernickel
The same process as before, but the ham-holder is of african descent, thus giving the appearance of ham slices between pumpernickel bread.
"Man, I was just jerkin' mah gerkin' when Susie came over. Already extremely horny, my dick reached maximum size when she preformed a Michigan Ham Sandwich.
"Eyyo maen, me ands Sharkeliquaiea was fuckin' yezerday, and she ot' some ham out of da frigg, ya know? She did the Michigan Ham Sandwich on Pumpernickel nigga! I'z gotz some shit on my tongue, boi."
"Yeah girl, I was with Jake the other day, and I really wanted to get intimate, you know? And he did the Michigan Ham Sandwich. I would imagine it would have tasted delicious if I wasn't constantly smelling his sweaty taint."
That ex girlfriend that you know is toxic. But she comes around... it’s getting smashed
That Jenny is a real pressed meat sandwich.
a sandwich that you can get at a deli in birmingham alabama that consist of chees tuna beef and sausage, comonly eatin by red-heads with glasses,and often served to soldiers in the military
hey man lets go to alabama and get a famous logan rackley sandwich.