Hooker Shoes

The simplest explanation for why people go from standing to lying prone without warning.

Raj - "The big guy drank four Jaegerbombs, gave his buddies a high five, and fell flat on his back."

Dylan - "Hmmm. Hooker Shoes."

Raj - "Yup."

Otis-Shoe

A universally disliked piece of footwear. Usually categorized by an entire community’s hatred and outrage regarding it. In some instances loved by nobody.

Hey... you see that shoe? That is an Otis-shoe. God awful fucking trash and everyone agrees.

Blue Suede Shoes

Something you ought to not step on. Who knows what Elvis will do to you.

Well it's one for the money, two for the show
Three to get ready, now go, cat, go
But don't you step on my blue suede shoes
Well, you can do anything, but stay off of my blue suede shoes

You can knock me down, step on my face
Slander my name all over the place
Do anything that you want to do
But uh-uh honey, lay off of them shoes
Don't you step on my blue suede shoes
Well, you can do anything, but stay off of my blue suede shoes

(Instrumental)

You can burn my house, steal my car
Drink my liquor from an old fruit-jar
Do anything that you want to do
But uh-uh baby, stay off of my shoes
Don't you step on my blue suede shoes
Well, you can do anything, but stay off of my blue suede shoes

(Instrumental)

Well, it's one for the money, two for the show
Three to get ready, now go, go, go
But don't you step on my blue suede shoes
Well, you can do anything, but stay off of my blue suede shoes

Well it's blue, blue, blue suede shoes

Blue, blue, blue suede shoes (Yeah!)

Blue, blue, blue suede shoes, baby

Blue, blue, blue suede shoes

Well, you can do anything, but stay off of my blue suede shoes

Poop on my Shoes

When you draft David Johnson 4th overall in a fantasy football draft

Yo Milè just fucking drafted David Johnson 4th overall. Fuckin poop on my shoes.

tied her shoes

some random girl just tying her shoes

she tied her shoes

Shoe Warrior

A man who has modeled his life on everything about being a warrior, yet has no shame to own a massive shoe collection.

The shoe warrior is contemplating on making a late night trip to Walmart to purchase a shoe rack.

pajama shoes

When a female is asleep and she gets rammed in the asshole so hard she wakes up thinking you shoved a shoe up there.

I just pajama shoes my girlfriend in her sleep.