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Any attractive woman of asian decent
"BAM! Did you just see that tight ninja bitch?"
"yes; yes I most certainly did"
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the foot that catches or otherwise breaks the fall of something fragile from a high enough distance up a to break it. Cabinets, countertops, refridgerators, etc.
Person 1: Oh no your wine glass is falling!
Person 2: Quick use your ninja foot!
Person 1: Ok
Person 2: way to go man but you were buyin it if you broke it
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What a baby is called when displaying innate ability to fend off removal from the breast when feeding.
"Agghhh, the Nipple Ninja is chewing my nip, but I can't get her off!!!"
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A man in the armed services that participates in a blanket party, which is the beating of another soldier at night when everybody is sleeping. this usually happens in boot camp if a soldier does something wrong that effects the whole platoon or unit.
Bill: do you know what a skivvy ninja is?
Fred: Yeah, i was a skivvy ninja in boot camp, we beat the shit out of guys that kept screwing up.
Bill: wow, your a badass!
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A very overweight arabic woman wearing customary muslim atire.
Ohh man look at that husky ninja walking down route Tampa
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A name given to individuals who go above and beyond the average skill for fingers. This name is commonly used to describe a lesbian's skill at fingering their partner.
Person 1- "So gurlie...I heard that you and your girlfriend had an interesting night! How did it go?"
Person 2- "Wow, let me tell you, that girl has got some hardcore NINJA FINGERS."
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This person who is either distracted, worked up over something, is over/under-medicated, or just a clumsy idiot,
He knocks something over accidentally, and as it flies through the air towards doom,
somehow saves/catches the item, lightening quick-- just in time.
**HE still looks like an ass for being utterly spastic and CLUMSY-
His quick and speedy recovery---like that of a skilled NINJA...
He averted the disaster and his confidence rises
until he does it again in ten minutes...
{clumsy ninjette-for the ladies
While telling a good story, hand smacks a soda off the table and you catch it before in lands
on the laptop. **clumsy ninja save**
Finish amazing sex, get up, trip over the ottoman, land face down,
roll over quickly and just ask if round 2 could start there instead.
**clumsy ninja attitude**
Grab a item off a store's shelf, the rest of items all start to fall, and you run like hell--
**clumpsy ninja hates the attention**
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