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Someone who seems intellectual but they actually only posses surface level knowledge and no deeper understanding or knowledge on the subject.
He's no smart he's an uncle
Oh look at this uncle with so many hot takes.
A middle age black man you will find lurking in clubs, usually wearing a suit or some sort of fresh outfit. They will want to take you for a spin not only in the bedroom but on the dance floor.
Tyler: there are so many uncles in here.
Chloe: yeah I know man watch out.
Next day...
Tyler: remeber that uncle that tried dancing with you last night haha!
Chloe: don’t remind me -_-
A middle age black man you will find lurking in clubs, usually wearing a suit or some sort of fresh outfit. They will want to take you for a spin not only in the bedroom but on the dance floor.
Tyler: there are so many uncles in here.
Chloe: yeah I know man watch out.
Next day...
Tyler: remeber that uncle that tried dancing with you last night haha!
Chloe: don’t remind me -_-
The handyman, child rapist, has a mustache, has hair only on the sides of his head above the ears in your family
Child: Uncle it's 1:05 AM what are you doing?
Uncle: *unzips pants and takes off underwear*
Child: OH GOD NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*uncle takes a round at child's butt*
The creepy old man that stares at you during the family reunions
Uncle Tommy please don’t touch me there
A sigma male invests into uncles for more wealth and success.
"did you see john? He has 13 uncles and none of them lost value!"