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Waffle Crotch

When your stretch jeans start to ripple or “waffle” in the areas that are continually stretched ie. the crotch and the knees.

His jeans have got serious waffle crotch going on

by Zombie mother 1884 November 26, 2018


Waffle Housed

The feeling one gets after consuming large amounts of waffle at Waffle House.

George felt sufficiently Waffle Housed after his evening spent at the establishment.

by Dolphind42 June 19, 2013


waffle dick

a person who really fucking sucks

"I just saw Dan kick a puppy."

"Not surprised; I always thought he was kinda a waffle dick."

by Shrome July 10, 2023


waffle out

Flaking out on plans

Anthony, you better not waffle out on our plans like you did last time.

by Kdizzle930 January 25, 2014


Slop waffle

Waffles covered in massive amounts of butter and syrup.

2003: kid serves himself a massive amount of slop waffles sitting down after riding bike all day getting ready to watch “Ed,Edd, n Eddy

Life is good.

by Factus deletus June 7, 2021


waffle night

Waffle Night is a name given to any night you choose, where you just eat 59 waffles. Only 59.

Hey Jerry, are you prepared? It's waffle night tonight!

by starinquiry January 31, 2022


waffle rape

When Julia makes Gary eat waffles against his will by ordering them for him without his consent.

Julia waffle raped Gary at spur and didn't even own up to it.

by hilklklkl April 28, 2014