Rural Dictionary

beiber back ride

When a grown black male lets an underage kid ride him piggy back style naked while singing a Justin Beiber song. This sexual act is highly illegal and frowned upon.

Lil Wayne just gave that kid a beiber back ride

by jbfanatic May 3, 2010

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The act of eating lots of hot peppers (ideally habaneros) and then having a woman sit on your face while you preform oral sex on her. Thus causing her to kick her legs in a bike riding motion while trying to escape the burning.

I stocked up on jalapenos so I can give her the spicy bike ride later.

by Jnumber1 July 5, 2011

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Florida Airboat Ride

A sexual act that occurs when a woman sits on the face of a man while he motorboats her labia.

I gave her a Florida Airboat Ride she will not soon forget

by gatorjockey May 31, 2013

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Chimpanzee Riding On a Segway

It's an amazingly genius creation by Parry Grip. It is popular for getting on people's nerves with it's repetetive chorus (which is basically the whole song.)

Person 1: #Chimpanzee riding on a segway....#

Person 2: OMFG turn that crap off now before my ears burn!!!!

Person 1: NEVER!!!! # Chimpanzee riding on a segway bam bam bam bam bam bam...#

by Meh Heh Heh July 8, 2010

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ride my pony

I'm just a bachelor, I'm lookin' for a partner
Someone who knows how to ride without even fallin' off
Gotta be compatible, takes me to my limits
Girl when I break you off, I promise that you won't wanna get off

(CHORUS:)
If you're horny, let's do it
Ride it, my pony
My saddle's waitin'
Come and jump on it

(CHORUS)

Sittin' here flossin', peepin' your steelo
Just once if I have the chance, the things I would do to you
You and your body, every single portion
Send chills up and down your spine, juices flowin' down your thigh

(CHORUS x2)

If we're gonna get nasty baby
First we'll show and tell
Till I reach your pony tail (oh)
Lurk all over and through you baby
Until we reach the stream
You'll be on my jockey team (ooh)

(CHORUS x5)

Ride it