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Table time is the cost of renting a table in a poolroom, which are rented by the hour and by the number of players. Some rooms may have special rates for weekends or nights.
Table time rates:
$7 per hour single-player.
$1 each add'l. player.
Maximum charge, $10hr.
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A catch-phrase used to trick an opponent or a wide variety of people when in a tight and/or awkward situation by creating a false yet, VERY effection imaginary diversion.
Joe: You bout to get yo shi* snagged.
John: STOP!...
Hammer time! ::runs::
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When you fuck up and you can't take it back, when you make a horrible mistake but you can't go back and change it. With a time machine you go back in time and fix your mistakes. You can take back things you said or did that have created problems in your future or present time. You can travel back in time and change something you did that affects your future a lot. Without a time machine your just screwed over and stuck. There nothing you can do but suffer and hope everything will work out.
1.)When your "with" a guy but not technicaly dating yet and he ends up fucking with your feelings and screwing you over.telling you he likes you so much but can't go out with you but goes out with another girl the next week. lieing to you and making you cry. dreading every minute you wasted with him.wanting to die rather than hear him talk about this new grilfriend or see them together. with a time machine,you can go back in time and advoid meeting him and having feelings for him.
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8:08 on a digital clock. Looks like Bob, stands for Bob the knob. The time at which a female HAS to give you a blow job.
Guess what time it is Lillie? Bob time!
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Having difficulty at any given time with ones current situation.
Bro1: you look depressed, dude.
Bro2: yaaa, my gf just dumped me. I’m having a time rn
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There comes a point in an argument where your opponent runs out of logical material to use against you, yet refuses to conceed. This is the moment you enter Crazy Time. Men will recognise it as the part where women start yelling, through furious tears, about things that happened years previously, and putting a whole new spin on them, then telling the man exactly what he meant by what he said. Except it's rarely anything anyone would ever mean, or even think. Women will know it's Crazy Time when men start saying things like "I'm ending this argument right now!" and then continue bellowing about how it cannot be allowed to go on, and arguing over why it needs to be finished. Men can never finish an argument. They can only halt it "for now". The very same argument will be referenced and recommenced during the next period of Crazy Time.
Jennifer started to cry and shout at the same time, virtually incomprehensible wails about how last year, Doug HAD given her a funny look when she said hello to her ex, and that he had basically called her a whore when he commented on how nice it was that they were on speaking terms after all these years. It wasn't what he said, you understand, it was what he MEANT that made all the difference, and THAT is how Doug knew that they were in Crazy Time, yet again.
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