Well, Jesus' Step-Dad!

Expression of suprise upon learning of an amazing piece of trivial knowledge.

Sex Ed: Hermaphrodites are people or animals that have the reproductive organs of both genders.

Redneck: Well, Jesus' Step-Dad!

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Bombs Over Dad's Bag

A sexual move in which one person defecates onto the scrotum of a father.

Dude, Bob totally gave Chris's dad the Bombs Over Dad's Bag!!

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My dad owns Hypixel

Be careful! Their father owns hypixel so don't get caught cheating because then you'll be banned!

My dad owns Hypixel!
*turning off bhop*

your the best dad ever!

Used to describe a dad who is the best dad ever.

My dad gave me 20 quadrillion dollars and I told him your the best dad ever!

Ur dad likes spageth

Worst insult ever worse than ur dad lesbian or ur sister a mister

Alex: Ur mom gay
Jones: Ur dad lesbian

Alex: Ur dad likes spageth

Jones: *throws up, explodes, goes to hell*

my dad works at microsoft

best way to scares the crap out of hackers that destroy you at 1v1 in cod or blow up your dirt house in minecraft then record it with bandicam and post it on youtube

gay ass hackers whose mom you fuked: fortnight is better than roblox lolokooooolll!1!11
your entire vocabulary knowledge: my dad works at microsoft and hes going to ban you permanently from club penguin lol get rekt your mom and dad gay together xdd111!!1 trollface umadbro

Dad You’d Like to Fuck

A DYLF, or a Heterosexual Dad you’d like to fuck.

Apparently, I’m quite the Dad you’d like to fuck. I said to the Porn star.