Fag Wagon

Any late model sports-type car. Often owned by rich, middle aged metrosexuals or openly gay men.

Look at that Eclipse Spyder over there, what a Fag Wagon.

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Fag Hag

a woman who finds friendship in a gay man or gay men.

My girl Heather D. has got to be the best fag hag in the whole wide world.

Grace from Will and Grace is a role model to any young women out there hoping to be a fag hag.

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track fag

n. A person (male) who runs track (usually all year-round) as a high school or college sport. To be considered a track fag one must take track seriously, and enjoy practicing (running) to get better.

"Yo check it...what a track fag."

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Fag Off

When two fags are vying for ultimate fag supremacy amongst their fag peers.

These two fags are ready to go at it. It's a fag off fo' sheezy.

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fag and furious

Putting thousands of dollars worth of tiny performance parts and decals on shitty 4 cylinder cars in order to get near 180 horsepower. Loud, obnoxious, ugly, pointless--just like the movie.

My ride be all kinda loud. I be done kick it funky fly in my fag and furious. Nome sane?

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hetero-fag

a completely straight person that looks, sounds, and acts completely gay

Beiber: "Baby, baby, baby, ohhh....."
Me: "dam, you are such an effin hetero-fag."
Beiber: "Honey, don't be all jealous on me now. I'll bend and snap your ass."
Me: "Girl-boy-thing, please."

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Fag Plank

A long skateboard with larger wheelbase and wheels used for carving, cruising and slideing. Also very gay due to the fact that when ridden, the rider resembles some duchbag who can't really skate.

Man who's that gaylord on the fag plank? He prolly can't even skate.

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