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Willing to do a suggested activity. Derived from "Down like a clown". It is understood that the shoes are the lowest point on a clown.
(Would you like to go get a 40?) Response: "I'm down like clown shoes"
Timmy- "wow that clown shoes are really huge!... I bet there a size 18"
Dan- " Actually Timmy, it's a well known fact clowns wear size 23... SO GET YOUR FACTS RIGHT!"
Elf shoes are pieces of leftover pizza that are at least a few days old. Defined by the “curl” at the point of the pizza slice, looking like an elf shoe. Typically, elf shoes happen because leftover pizza wasn’t refrigerated. While its not safe to consume pizza that’s been left out for more than a few hours, we’re all guilty of leaving the pizza box out for a few days, slowly chipping away at the leftover elf shoes.
“Hey, bro. You wanna help me finish this box of elf shoes? “
“I should have known that those elf shoes would make me feel like crap!”
Don't give up yet. Stay ready. Something is about happen and you need to be ready for it.
Private Noobie: C'mon Sarge, the enemy hasn't shown in days. Can't we take a break?
Sergeant Hardass: Keep your shoes on, Noobie, don't let your guard down.
Somebody who has diarrhea run down their leg and land in their shoes.
Ben couldn't make it to the bathroom, and now he'll forever be a shoe shitter.
Children wore there dirty shoes
Children wore there dirty shoes
An extended and very relaxing poo on the company dime
Where is Johnny I haven’t seen him it 20 min ? Dunno boss maybe he is downstairs taking a “shoes off deuce”, that slacker.