When you draft David Johnson 4th overall in a fantasy football draft
Yo Milè just fucking drafted David Johnson 4th overall. Fuckin poop on my shoes.
While driving, a male will remove one shoe, then sock, and then put the shoe back on the bare foot but placing the sock on his genitals to masturbate cleanly and discretely.
While being stuck in LA traffic, John decided to have a one sock, two shoes cruise to help pass the time.
When a golf ball is hit directly over the left shoe, resulting in a hook
Granty has mastered the shoe ball off the tee
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A man who has modeled his life on everything about being a warrior, yet has no shame to own a massive shoe collection.
The shoe warrior is contemplating on making a late night trip to Walmart to purchase a shoe rack.
When a female is asleep and she gets rammed in the asshole so hard she wakes up thinking you shoved a shoe up there.
I just pajama shoes my girlfriend in her sleep.