Blue Suede Shoes

Something you ought to not step on. Who knows what Elvis will do to you.

Well it's one for the money, two for the show
Three to get ready, now go, cat, go
But don't you step on my blue suede shoes
Well, you can do anything, but stay off of my blue suede shoes

You can knock me down, step on my face
Slander my name all over the place
Do anything that you want to do
But uh-uh honey, lay off of them shoes
Don't you step on my blue suede shoes
Well, you can do anything, but stay off of my blue suede shoes

(Instrumental)

You can burn my house, steal my car
Drink my liquor from an old fruit-jar
Do anything that you want to do
But uh-uh baby, stay off of my shoes
Don't you step on my blue suede shoes
Well, you can do anything, but stay off of my blue suede shoes

(Instrumental)

Well, it's one for the money, two for the show
Three to get ready, now go, go, go
But don't you step on my blue suede shoes
Well, you can do anything, but stay off of my blue suede shoes

Well it's blue, blue, blue suede shoes

Blue, blue, blue suede shoes (Yeah!)

Blue, blue, blue suede shoes, baby

Blue, blue, blue suede shoes

Well, you can do anything, but stay off of my blue suede shoes

Poop on my Shoes

When you draft David Johnson 4th overall in a fantasy football draft

Yo Milè just fucking drafted David Johnson 4th overall. Fuckin poop on my shoes.

one sock, two shoes cruise

While driving, a male will remove one shoe, then sock, and then put the shoe back on the bare foot but placing the sock on his genitals to masturbate cleanly and discretely.

While being stuck in LA traffic, John decided to have a one sock, two shoes cruise to help pass the time.

Big Shoe Lmfao

haha, very funny big shoe

haha... my ass liiterally fell off pls help

me: "big shoe lmfao"
person: "wtf??"
me: "no my ass literally fell off :("

Big Shoe Lmfao

a very big shoe, lmfao
it is very funny and very large, my ass literally fell off because of the laughter that this big shoe induced into me.
it is also a meme, about some music video called "candy shop" I think

me: "haha, big shoe lmfao"
person: "wdym?"
me: "funny big shoe"

Faker than your shoes

When some normal guy who is not rich enough to buy expensive shoes like Yeezys, is trying to act like a thug or gangster but is so fake that it is faker than his own shoes that he bought from a vietnamese fake designers' item seller in vietnam.

If a guy tries to rob you with a plastic knife and a gun with an orange cap while wearing the fakest shoes, you know he is faker than his shoes.

Being faker than his own shoes also applies if someone comes to your house with a knife and when you open the door, he is already holdin his knife at u instead of whipping it out in the middle of convo and tries to speak like a thug and says the n word even tho he is not black. These people normally put down their knife after a couple of seconds and do not put the knife near the throat because he is too pussy. To make somebody extremely faker than his own shoes, the person buys not one but TWO fake yeezys overseas during a holiday.

Haha you so fake, that you are faker than your shoes.

frog shoes

When someone with less mean wears a non-name clothing (ie shoes from Payless; jeans from WalMart)

"Why are you wearing those frog shoes?" the prep girls shouted to the impecunious teacher