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When my man wants a blow job he tells me to get my cocksucker shoes, so my knees won't hurt
Elf shoes are pieces of leftover pizza that are at least a few days old. Defined by the “curl” at the point of the pizza slice, looking like an elf shoe. Typically, elf shoes happen because leftover pizza wasn’t refrigerated. While its not safe to consume pizza that’s been left out for more than a few hours, we’re all guilty of leaving the pizza box out for a few days, slowly chipping away at the leftover elf shoes.
“Hey, bro. You wanna help me finish this box of elf shoes? “
“I should have known that those elf shoes would make me feel like crap!”
Don't give up yet. Stay ready. Something is about happen and you need to be ready for it.
Private Noobie: C'mon Sarge, the enemy hasn't shown in days. Can't we take a break?
Sergeant Hardass: Keep your shoes on, Noobie, don't let your guard down.
Somebody who has diarrhea run down their leg and land in their shoes.
Ben couldn't make it to the bathroom, and now he'll forever be a shoe shitter.
1. A Cinderfall term to beat up or get beaten up so badly that you or your opponent becomes unconscious that it makes it possible to steal his/her belongings
2. To be beaten up or jumped by two or more opponents
-"Shoe Taker" a person who is extremely strong
1. "Hey Mike... take his shoes!"
2. "What happened to you?"
-"I got my shoes taken"
Another word for socks.
"Hey I need some shoe condoms, I'm about to go out."
"Okay I keep them in the bottom drawer."
Considered the best chinese traditional pop rock in West New York , NJ. Started in
Oh man , the Grimy Old Man Shoes is playing at Steve's house today.