About as useful as a dry bar of soap

Useless.

"Cba"

"You're about as useful as a dry bar of soap"

dry cleaning

A paycheck you get in an envelope when it’s payday.

Squidward: ah the sweet smell of payday
*opens envelope*
Squidward: huh?
Mr. Krabs: oh sorry, that’s my dry cleaning

I’ll be dipped in shit and slung over a dry log

So surprised. Not possible. They achieved whatever the tasks. They are bad assses for even attempting

You done a fantastic job. I’ll be dipped in shit and slung over a dry log. Can’t believe you pulled it off.

Dry-Hate

To hate someone for no reason.

I don't approve of their dry-hate towards the cheerleaders.

dry season

no nut november

don't fail the dry season or else

dry season

when you fuck someone dry for a whole season (preferably September, October and November). This can be at any time, any where without any 'what if' or 'buts'

Boy: hey babe guess what ;)
Girl: what?
Boy: today is the 1st of September
Girl: yeah and?
Boy: its dry season ;) 👅💦

Dry-Dogging

"Dry-Dogging" is a term infamously coined by one of Australia's worst male on male sexual offenders, who to this day still hasn't been identified.

The men who fell victim to this ordeal are haunted by these chilling words "Bite the pillow while we go Dry-Dogging", at this point the unknown offender sodomizes the victim.

"Bite the pillow while we go Dry-Dogging"