angry train wreck

When someone places themselves upon a railroad track and then takes it in the ass, and as the train hits said person, they clench and take the ass fucker for a ride.

"Yo were doing an angry train wreck and John clenched and took my ass for a ride!"

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Country gravy train

An all-male hickville orgy, doggy-style sex romp.

I approached the vacant house in red-neck Gayville, and much to my dismay,I felt sick to my gut, and horny. at the same time. You try witnessing a Country gravy train!

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Reverse steam train

A sexual position which is commonly used by Ben from horticulture which involves a small penis being inserted into the anal cavity of a train which results in a quick " choo" noise which is released by the vehicle.

ben- my small penis is in you Reverse steam train
Train " Choo"

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corners freight train

Slang for a mountain bike that holds the trail exceptionally well on a downhill run.

Bob - "How did that Yeti demo at Highland?"

Biff - "Dude it's a sick ride! Corners freight train but a little light in the ass for my taste"

Bob - "Word? I gotta run one soon. I like light!"

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hub hub train

when a WIIFE needs to get aboard the hub hub train. The train sounds like "hubba hubba HUB HUB" and looks a lot like Thomas the Tank.

All aboard the hub hub train
"HUB HUB"

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texas steam train

When you blow cigerrate, cigar, or vapor smoke into a girls vagina and then stick your penis and not let any smoke come out. Then you fuck her letting out little bits of smoke to resemble steam coming out of a train. This action can be done multiple times

Bro my girl loves trains and in bed last night, she taught me how the Texas Steam Train. I feel like a train conductor now.

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Back Up The Train

used to say, "hold up" or "wait a minute" or "thats not true" or to express disbelief.

1. A loud girl, Joanna is talking to a boy, Liam for the first time:
Liam: you seem really quiet Joanna
Joanna: Back up the Train! I never shut up!

2. Joanna is talking to her friend Lisa later that day:
Joanna: so I talked to Liam today!
Lisa: BACK UP THE TRAIN YOU LUCKY DUCK!

3. Lisa is talking to Rebecca later
Lisa: Rebecca you're kinda annoy-
Rebecca: Backup the train & don't let that thought out of the station!

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