I smoked him out

Everyone else has this wrong. To share so much weed with a friend that they no longer want to smoke anymore on that occassion. They are "out".

I smoked him out so fat he feel asleep...so i bounced

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Rules of smoking in the house with others

Rules of smoking marijuana with other people in the house:

1,dont be cheap on Airfreshner,it will save your life
2,If you cant find it or cant smell it that means no one can so dont freakout.
3,Have a gameplan of what you are going to do before you get high so you wont be suspicious.
4,hide the resion.
5,have some milk handy so you wont cough
6,have your food ready
7,have Rohtos handy
8,have some noise on the background like TV or Stereo
9,Enjoy
10,If your roomate has only one ball he will tell on you so dont smoke.
11,Drink plenty of Vitamin B to prevent black undereyes.

Rules of smoking in the house with others in it

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cock-smoking sausage jockey

Even worse than a cock smoker or a sausage jockey. A bit of both really.

Fuck off you fucking fat fucking... COCK SMOKING SAUSAGE JOCKEY!!!

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Touch glass and smoke gas

The equivalent of a "toast" or a "cheers", however, it is primarily used in terms of smoking weed. More specifically, when the two participants touch bongs prior to taking a hit.

Yo, let's touch glass and smoke gas man.

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smoke bomb and ninja flip

when used together they mean ugly girl and girl who is out of your league respectively. Used when you are at a bar and there is no girl there that you think you could have sex with. Thus, "the bar is full of smoke bombs and ninja flips."

"the bar is full of smoke bomb and ninja flip."

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smoke some hay

smoke some hay means to smoke marijuana and get highhhhh as fuck and bang those ice cube quotes

“Smoke some hay”

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getting my boots smoked

Really good sex.

Just got done getting my boots smoked.

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