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an inter-ethnic civil war in France that ended in 1589
if you want something more interesting than The French Wars of Religion go back to the Crusades of the middle ages and fight people of a different ethnic group.
'French Lettuce' is a term meaning condom.
it's an old term as my parents use it...
girl; i'm ready
boy; okay, let me go get the french lettuce
girl; okay make sure it's on properly
girl; i'm pregnant...
boy; OMG! the french lettuce must of had a whole in it....
The act of having sex with a menstrating women followed by the act of using the penis to reden her lips with the said mestration as if it where lipstick.
I hooked up with this mad slut last night. Bitch didnt tell me she was on her period so I gave her the french lipstick.
basically a faggot who is french and proud of it
they usually have no personality and have no friends.
girl: So what are you?
guy: 100% french...you know what that means...
girl: Ew a french onion? Shoulda known...Well bye.
When someone says something really crazy,dirty, or really rude and you get sister shook.
1. Billy says "this game is really wierd." So, you respond "PARON YOUR FRENCH BILLY!!"
2. When your brother takes the last pizza and you yell " Pardon your French!" And sister snaps his neck.
Prior to engaging in sexual activity, heat hot wax and have ready a supply of wax paper. Blind fold your partner and start to spread the hot wax across the ass cheeks and lower back. Start to have sex in the "doggy position" and apply the wax paper. Before finishing tear the paper off and run!
I have given french band-aid's in the past but this was like no other.
The soggy unsalted noodles sold by McDonald’s
Betty: “ wanna go get McDonald’s French fries?”
Joe: “ you mean those unsalted noodles?, no.”
Betty: “oh”