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Someone with really long skinny fingers. normally friends with sasquatches
person 1 "omg her fingers are so long and skinny!"
person 2 "They look like french fries"
person 3 "french fry fingers ! ha. ha. "
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basically a faggot who is french and proud of it
they usually have no personality and have no friends.
girl: So what are you?
guy: 100% french...you know what that means...
girl: Ew a french onion? Shoulda known...Well bye.
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'French Lettuce' is a term meaning condom.
it's an old term as my parents use it...
girl; i'm ready
boy; okay, let me go get the french lettuce
girl; okay make sure it's on properly
girl; i'm pregnant...
boy; OMG! the french lettuce must of had a whole in it....
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The act of having sex with a menstrating women followed by the act of using the penis to reden her lips with the said mestration as if it where lipstick.
I hooked up with this mad slut last night. Bitch didnt tell me she was on her period so I gave her the french lipstick.
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When you have doggy style sex with a female, you stick your finger in her ass, remove the finger, then stick the finger in her mouth.
I was having vigorous doggy style sex with Patti and I stuck my finger in her ass. Then I put it in her mouth and she sucked my finger like it was a dirty french fry
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an inter-ethnic civil war in France that ended in 1589
if you want something more interesting than The French Wars of Religion go back to the Crusades of the middle ages and fight people of a different ethnic group.
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Prior to engaging in sexual activity, heat hot wax and have ready a supply of wax paper. Blind fold your partner and start to spread the hot wax across the ass cheeks and lower back. Start to have sex in the "doggy position" and apply the wax paper. Before finishing tear the paper off and run!
I have given french band-aid's in the past but this was like no other.
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