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When a serious or heartfelt moment is undercut by something absurd or nonsensical.
This is a reference to a scene in the video game YIIK: A Postmodern RPG. When the character Rory is bearing his soul about his deceased sister, and Vella is sympathizing with Rory's grief. The emotional scene is interrupted by a Golden Alpaca who keeps saying Lemonade, with goofy background music playing as you're thrown into combat against them.
My brother Kevin had a hell of a Golden-Alpaca Moment at the wedding. He shat himself directly into the sky when it was his turn to say "I Do."
I'm still cleaning the feces out of my tuxedo.
Golden Valley, AZ is a town nearly 20 minutes west from Kingman and let me tell y'all, this is the shit hole you would not wanna live at! It's been proven that this town is the most fucked up place out of the entire state! Mostly meth heads, rednecks, and prostitutes live in this dump and if you do live here, keep yourself as secure as possible! I'd advise you don't live in Golden Valley anyways. Fuck that place!
Golden Valley, AZ is so garbage, it makes Kingman look as good as Beverly Hills!
When you piss in someone's arse hole and they then shit it out
My friend threw up before dessert so told him to N down. He passed out so we gave him a golden shit shower. Was good craic all round.
The feat of having a foursome with the girls from the three Scandinavian Countries (a Danish, a Swedish and a Norwegian girl).
Easier versions of this are the Lifetime Scandinavian Triple and the Scandinavian Triple.
A Scandinavian Triple is said to be accomplished if you sleep with the girls from the three nationalities (in any order) on three successive nights, while a lifetime Scandinavian triple is accomplished if you manage to do the feat over your lifetime.
This version of the Scandinavian Triple has not been achieved in recorded history.
This is it, this is my best shot at nailing a Golden Scandinavian Triple.
Keep it cool bro, this is a once in a lifetime opportunity, you don't wanna blow it.
The nickname for the incredibly high fire rate of the VZ-61 Skorpion.
You here about Ivan? The KGB heard him dissenting against the Kremlin and hit him with the Czechoslovakian golden shower.
When you cup your hands and let a girl pee. Catching it in your mouth lapping it up like a thirsty Labrador at the end of your wrists!
That girl I was drinking with all night had to pee. I though to myself, let's do a golden niagra falls because I am thirsty and a little bit dirty!
Do unto others as they have done unto you.
Alice: Patti, is that your boyfriend Bob with another girl over there?
Patti: WTF? You're right. Asshole! I guess he doesn't know about the Golden Karma Rule.
Patti (texting on phone): Hey Fred, what are you doing tomorrow night?