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Although unknown to the general population, there actually was a "World War 3." The fact that it only lasted 4 and a half seconds is why it's so unheard of. It happened about 2 years ago on October 2nd at 4:13am but ended shortly after when the United States sent Chuck Norris behind enemy lines in Mexico, France, and Iraq. The only reason it took him 4 and half seconds to drop 3 countries is the fact that he stopped for lunch in the middle of it.
(Son) "Dad, do you think World War 3 will happen in my lifetime?"
(Dad) "It already has son, it already has..."
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A big dribbling wreck of a boy. Can't speak properly, and is probably the most stupid person in the world.
War Machine is a big stupid idiot.
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Someone who follows the production process of the latest movie from day one, buys tickets five months in advance, camps out at the movie theater for three weeks, wears a $2000 replica of Darth Vader's suit to the midnight premiere, sees the movie eight times in a row, and then goes to his online message board to say how terrible the movie was.
I'm a Star Wars fan, but there's no way in hell that I'm going to wait in line for a so-so movie.
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1. Unless the human race fundamentally changes, the upcoming war that destroys the planet(and consequently, the human race).
2. Metaphorical description of a highly chaotic situation.
1. If everyone gets nuclear arms, World War 3 is inevitable.
2. My workplace is turning into World War 3!
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A marathon where all six episodes of Star Wars are watched in order (1,2,3...6) within a 24 hour period. The rules can vary, but they usually include not sleeping during the marathon and not taking a break longer than about 30 minutes between movies (in order to procure more food). A true test of one's nerdiness...and tolerance of awkward/stilted dialog.
"For Star Wars Day I attempted the Star Wars Challenge."
"How'd you do?"
"I got about halfway through Empire Strikes Back."
"Not bad...not bad. I've managed to complete the challenge before, but it was rough."
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A military wife that cheats on her husband and doesn't use protection thus winding up preggers.
Judy's husband, Jerry, deployed for a year to Iraq.
Judy fucked harry.
Judy got pregnant and Jerry finds out. Bad military wife bad!You're such a shitbag war whore
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world war I was sparked by the assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand, heir to the Austro-Hungarian throne, in Sarajevo on 28 June 1914. The Austria-Hungarian goverment accused Serbia of having something to do with the assassination. An ultimatum was presented by the Austrian government to Belgrade on Thursday 23 July 1914 at 6 p.m. A response was demanded within two days, by Saturday 25 July at 6 p.m. Austria-Hungary's expectation was that Serbia would reject the remarkably severe terms of the ultimatum, thereby giving her a pretext for launching a limited war against Serbia.
There were differnt alliances made early in 1914. It was The Triple Entente; Great Britian, France and Russia against the Triple Alliance which was Germany, Austria-Hungray and Italy.
Germany surrendered in 1918 and in January 1919 The Treaty Of Versallies was made to decide the fate of the defeated nations. The majority of the decisions was made by the 'Big Three'- France, USA and Britain.
The Great War went on from 1914-1919. The estimated number of people killed in the war was 17,000,000 people. The heaviest Casualties were;
Allied powers:
Russia- 2,500,000
France- 1,357,000
Serbia- 1,264,000
Britain- 908,000
Central Powers:
Germany- 1,773,000
Austria-Hungary- 1,200,000
Turkey- 325,000
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