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A girl's cute way of saying "Thank You".
Boy: You are hot
Girl: Tyank You
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What people say when you act like a fool or a jerk. Can also be used interchangeably with asshole
1. (man says something rude to his boss) Boss: You ass! get out of here, you're fired!
2. (man inappropriately hits on a girl like a jerk ) Girl: You asshole! (repeatedly hits man with purse)
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When you sneeze your sole is trying to escape your body by saying "bless you" your sole gets shoved back in to your body where it remains for all eternity, if some one dosent say bless you, your f**ked
Bob:achooooi
Cameron:bless you
Bob:thanks for shoving my sole back in my body!
Cameron:ummm ok (I need new friends)
Bob:hahaha I don’t have a life
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A complimentary phrase one might make to another person, accompanied by a 'pat' on the head, or a 'boop' with the finger on the nose, to distract the recipient from a booger being wiped on them.
Originally seen in Family Guy, episode: "Stewie Kills Lois."
Lawyer: Chris, have you ever seen your father do anything bad?
Chris: Well...now that you mention it...
FLASHBACK TO:
Peter picks his nose. He tries to flick his booger off of his index finger. It won't budge.
Peter: Hey Meg..................Proud a you.
Peter strokes her head. The booger sticks.
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"You killed it" is what one says to the other who puts an end to a funny joke.
People will be laughing at a certain joke, then someone will try to enhance the humour by adding a witty comment or something(see list below) to get more laughs albeit failing miserably and making the joke not funny anymore.
The most common ways to kill a joke are to tell the joke so often to the point it isn't funny anymore, or to attempt at enhancing the humour by displaying a sarcastic/witty comment, taking the joke literally or stating the obvious.
1. "Why'd the chicken cross the road?"
"Dude, cut it out! You killed it a long time ago, you told the joke so many times!"
2. "why'd the chicken cross the road?"
"to get to the other side"
"hahahahahahahhaah!"
"maybe the chicken needed to go to the bank!"
"(sigh), you killed it."
3. "What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew?"
"A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven!!!"
"Well why would anyone wanna put a Jew in an oven? They're humans too!"
"It's a joke dumbass, you killed it..."
4. "How do you get 4 fags to fit on one bar stool?"
"Turn it upside down."
"HAHAHAHHAHA!!!!! That's a good one eh?"
"Wow, sounds like they must've enjoyed it, huh?"
"You killed it again!"
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A greeting taken from the (now cult) Tango adverts on British Television, where the announcer greets a porcupine with the words "Hello to you". Use this phrase to greet absolutely everyone, and piss them off at the same time.
"Hello to you"
"Hello to you, sir"
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meaning that the person is nosey, and/or trying to find out business that is irrelavent to them.
person 1 : yo, i heard that you had a party when your mother wasnt home , thats true ?
person 2 : chill , you hot .
OR
person 3 : what happened ?
person 1 : nothin , you hot .
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