If someone types this, they are about to die from boredom. Going from right to left, 2 rows at a time, while holding the Shift key.
Person 1: Omg i am so bored... "?:>L<KMJNHBGVFCDXSZA|}+{_P)O(I*U&Y^T%R$E#W@Q!~
Person 2: What the...
Such a lovely person that you can always have a laugh with, really genuine and isn’t afraid to stick up for herself. She’s really pretty but doesn’t realise it. She’s a very trustworthy person and I’m lucky to have her as a friend, love you Eva and I hope you find a frogling for your tank
Girl1: “Eva w just helped me with pullin this lad ”
Girl2: “what a babe”
A neocon who is hated by Right-wing Populists and liberals
George w. Bush is a neocon
The person who came up with the idea to make bicycle frames thinner than an eggshell and make them out of brittle carbon fiber and then overprice them.
George W. Bush ruined Vintage Bikes and priced them like craZy
George W. Bush is my real father,
He did it with my mother and never called her again
please, Bush call my mom, our family needs you now more than ever, our home was taken away from us, my mom lost her job, we just really need your help right now please call me.
George W. Bush fucked my mother, but won't be a motherfucker if he calls me son.