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A dessert that you give Timmy when he's being a ass
Timmy have this chocolate chip muffin "shit muffin"
The ability for a man to transcend to another level of cool, be it picking up an untouchably hot woman, driving a fast car like stuntman Mike, wearing a suit like a boss, or kicking someone's entitled ass.
Ralph - Woah. Did you see Ronald pick up that super model?
Billy - Yeah, he can really Bond that shit.
When GSP steps into a ring, he really does Bond that Shit.
Sam Rockwell really does Bond that shit in general.
When your shit is really shiny!!
Bob: URRRGH!
Billy:What the fuck is that!?!
Bob: it's my shining shit
Billy:wow !!!
The act of taking a watery shit.
Francisco: Oh shit, I got the degaba shits.
Julio: That's hot, lets watch Star Wars.
Francisco: Okay!
When it feels like your opponent in clash Royale has infinite elixer
How did he put a mega knight and a e giant so fast he’s shitting elixer!
When diarrhea or mexican food sneaks up on you at a random time.
Boss: "Why weren't you at work Bob?"
Bob: "Well I was at my daughters play then i got a case of ninja shits."
A simple thought experiment to explain the process behind the electoral college
You and two friends decide to go out to eat for lunch, only one of you brought a card so you all agree to venmo the one who brought it after you eat as none of you brought any cash either.
You want to get some pizza, and your two friends want to eat human shit sandwiches, you decide to put it to a democratic vote because that’s obviously the most fair right?
You obviously lose and you have to eat the shit sandwich, sucks doesn’t it?
How could this have been avoided?
Simple, you make your vote worth 2, this forces an even tie and forces the shit sandwich twins (you should probably stop hanging out with them btw) to compromise, you all end up agreeing on burgers and you eat in relative peace
Now apply this logic to the electoral college, and you understand why the Montana Wheat farmer or the Wyoming cattle rancher’s state gets to have as much of a say as California or New York
Statement:“Land doesn’t vote, people do”
Retort: “Shit sandwich theory”