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Shit Sandwich Theory

A simple thought experiment to explain the process behind the electoral college

You and two friends decide to go out to eat for lunch, only one of you brought a card so you all agree to venmo the one who brought it after you eat as none of you brought any cash either.

You want to get some pizza, and your two friends want to eat human shit sandwiches, you decide to put it to a democratic vote because that’s obviously the most fair right?

You obviously lose and you have to eat the shit sandwich, sucks doesn’t it?

How could this have been avoided?

Simple, you make your vote worth 2, this forces an even tie and forces the shit sandwich twins (you should probably stop hanging out with them btw) to compromise, you all end up agreeing on burgers and you eat in relative peace

Now apply this logic to the electoral college, and you understand why the Montana Wheat farmer or the Wyoming cattle rancher’s state gets to have as much of a say as California or New York

Statement:“Land doesn’t vote, people do”

Retort: “Shit sandwich theory

by Cockyrooster1135 June 19, 2022


Shit Sandwich Theory

A simple thought experiment to explain the process behind the electoral college

You and two friends decide to go out to eat for lunch, only one of you brought a card so you all agree to venmo the one who brought it after you eat as none of you brought any cash either.

You want to get some pizza, and your two friends want to eat human shit sandwiches, you decide to put it to a democratic vote because that’s obviously the most fair right?

You obviously lose and you have to eat the shit sandwich, sucks doesn’t it?

How could this have been avoided?

Simple, you make your vote worth 2, this forces an even tie and forces the shit sandwich twins (you should probably stop hanging out with them btw) to compromise, you all end up agreeing on burgers and you eat in relative peace

Now apply this logic to the electoral college, and you understand why the Montana Wheat farmer or the Wyoming cattle rancher’s state gets to have as much of a say as California or New York

Statement:“Land doesn’t vote, people do”

Retort: “Shit sandwich theory

by Cockyrooster1135 June 19, 2022


shit waxed

The act of having someone performing masturbation on you, including all forms of oral, anal, sexual interaction.

Hey dogg, what you up to?
Nothing man just going to stay in tonight.
Ohh stop bullshitting you getting your shit waxed!

by wellhungdrywall March 21, 2009


shit-tective

A pair of coworkers who examine and learn details of their colleagues bathroom habits via careful observation and identification by shoes visible under toilet stall walls.

You were right, it is Jonathan clogging the toilet! I saw his shoes! We're real shit-tectives!

by shit-tective steve October 10, 2019


Fuck shit around

To make a mess of things, sometimes for no apparent reason.

What is this mess? I just cleaned in here, do you just come in here to fuck shit around?!

Darla get on my nerves. She always wanna come and fuck shit around.

by Marica Linn January 30, 2021


Effi-shit

Eating food or drinking beverages whilst taking a shit on the shitter.

Person 1: "James, why the fuck are you eating on the toilet?"
Person 2: "Good question brother. Why would you eat and shit in different places? I'm just being effi-shit."

by CollinItUp September 1, 2018


Shit for shit

The amount someone doesn’t know when they don’t know nothin.

You don’t know shit for shit, chaz

by ConundrumMusic December 15, 2020