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The devil's gift to football. Teams that play 4-5-1 usually want to play to a 0-0 draw, attack only when it is absolutely necessary to do so, and make their supporters want to sleep at their seats.
Managers who like to play 4-5-1 include Sven Goran Eriksson and Jose Mourinho.
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When a women, preferably your mom or teachers snatch is so hairy, untaimed, and untrimmed its like the only way to describe it is refering to the first track on a Guns And Roses CD. " WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE "....
I bet shes got the GNR Track 1 goin' on; Welcome To The Jungle Baby!!!!
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Rules 1-36 should be the only excepted rules of the internet, as rules 37+ start to devolve into mindless, unfunny, repeated, and contradictory bullshit.
Lol rule 37 am i rite?
No, only Rules 1-36 are 'rite' yah wee cunt
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August 1st was when the most bitchiest girls are born, if you know anyone born on August 1st cut them out of your life immediately.
Girl 1: Did you know your bestie was born on August 1st?!
Girl 2: NOO WHAT! I HAVE TO DROP HER RIGHT NOW!
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December 1st is Sapnap appreciation day!! Everyone tell Sapnap how much we love him!! He deserves it!
Person 1: It’s December 1st!!
Person 2: Let’s go tell Sapnap how much we love him!
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1. The police radio code for a dangerous driver. Generally a dangerous/drunk driver, or a speeder.
2. The portable version of Need for Speed: Most Wanted. Exclusively on the PSP, you can also take out the tuners as the cop in 'Tuner Take-down' mode. Fun, but over time you may get over it.
1. >>Yo, dawg, I just beat Need For Speed 5-1-0!
>>Nigga please!
2. Attention all units. We have a 5-1-0 headed northbound on I-64. Suspect is driving a Black Mercedes CLK. Engaging pursuit, over.
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A month where you do absolutely nothing besides your normal monthly routine.
Ryan: Hey Kim you know what month it is right??
Kim: Spooky seazon!!!
Ryan: No it’s slap ass month..
Kim: I hate you..
Ryan: It’s October 1-31 slap ass month
Kim:nooooo
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