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The father of your child; the one who was committed to having sex with you, getting you pregnant but wont commit to marriage. He usually a sorry ass motherfucker who loves you and makes you all kind of promises until you get pregnant. A trifling nigga that got you pregnant stuck around for a little while till shit got to hard and then he left his family for bitch with who wants to get pregnant on purpose because none took her seriously for being a hoe and fucking the entire work environment. A man lies about you and tells the world everything was your fault but get mad and want to kill the nigga he see you talking because yall aren't together anymore. The petty motherfucker who puts a front for the world about his kids but in real life he's a sorry ass joke for the way he treats the mother of his children.
Damn my baby daddy is being petty Bc he thinks I'm talking to some nigga.
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toast babies are what they sound like, baby toasts. made with tiny pieces of
bread and a toaster {tiny toaster is optional} they must be made with love and
both parties must consent to making them, nothing may be forced. they must have
at least two parents although they may have up to 9. if you happen to have
someone that is 76 years of age or older you may then add 2 additional parents
allowing the older people to take naps at regular intervals. if someone asks you
to make toast babies with them you should agree for this is a most amazing
offer. for it shows that they think you will show the toast babies enough love
and are fit to be a toast parent. it is frowned upon to not eat your toast
children after playing with them for a minimum 5 minutes, and is also forbid
that you eat them before 5 minutes. {rule does not apply to normal sized toast}
the toast children are happy to be eaten to both complete their life goals and
to nourish their loving parents. it is okay to be sad about your toast babies
being gone also.
person 1 walking up with a bag of mini bread
{not to be confused with mini waffles}
and a toaster says to person 2
"will you make toast babies with me?"
"gasp," says person 2. "what an honnor of course i will help you to make our
toast babies"
then they scamper off to find an electrical outlet and make their toast babies.
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exercising your core muscles. From a puerile conversation I had with my friend as to whether you can do an abortion on yourself by contracting your core hard enough to crush a fetus to death. Credit to my friend Diego for this one.
I was killing a baby in the gym, did some weighted sit ups then back extensions
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A maybe baby is a girl who when you try to arrange a date with, says she maybe free on a certain date but when the day comes rearranges. Maybe baby’s can’t keep to plans and generally only ever meet on spontaneous whims. They usually become instagram & whatsapp friends with 100s of guys and never commit to a relationship.
She cancelled the date last minute, that girl a maybe baby!
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A freakishly long dick so as to be considered from a hellish demon.
My boyfriend's hell baby ripped me a new one so I couldn't walk for a month!"
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When man on a monthly or otherwise regular basis punches his female partner in the stomach to insure that she isn't (or is no longer) pregnant.
Johnny thought Sally was pregnant, so he baby checked her last week and quit worrying.
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A nickname given to a male figure who is sweet and caring. Usually used among same sex male couples, baby boi can be assigned to the top to express the bottoms willingness to see his partner as an equal.
My baby boi bought a plane ticket that was $300 to come with me to New York.
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