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Brandon

The asshole at the lunch table to waddle over and steal your bagel.

Brandon just stole my bagel dude!

by DonutDealer April 23, 2022


Brandon

Handsome mischievous guy.

Has the kind of smile and eyes to make you go crazy. He makes you feel all jittery

And nervous because he is confident , and

Will make any women want to look his way. Brandon has almost dark brown black hair and dark eyes. Handsome as hell.

“That’s Brandon” guy on the bus that’s always making the driver Lorraine go crazy...

“Wow. He’s handsome as fuck!” Wish I could drive him crazy...” Haha

by Crazyyyykid10 February 25, 2021


Brandon

Small migit that eats burritos and tacos. And lives in Mexico.

Jeez man, do you see that Brandon?
Yea what a Brandon

by Wiseguywilly0 May 7, 2024


Brandon

Some dude that Trumpists really like for some reason

Brandon: Hey baby, you wanna know how wicked I am? I got a whole crowd chanting my name!

Trumpists: Let’s go Brandon!

Jessica: I don’t think they’re celebrating you… or being positive at all…

by Clutterofmass August 23, 2022


Brandon

likes gay men

Example: You know Brandon?
Example 2 : Yeah, he likes me and im gay!

by reqizy November 22, 2021


Brandon

An awful guy. He’s the type of guy who wears creeper jackets. Some Brandon’s I met say “waifu” and “weeb” He’s the weird kid in school. If he has a girlfriend you should feel bad for her.

Person 1: That kid smells weird
Person 2: Oh that kid? He’s Brandon

by Doglover7162727483 September 11, 2021


Brandon

One who takes “Emilie’s” on Disney trips.

Person 1: Man, Brandon is sure lucky with all these vacations he goes on.

Person 2: Emilie is even luckier! He is surprising her soon with another trip soon!

by sulla123 November 27, 2021