monkey's knee

a particularly scabby minge

"that Jordan has a fanny like a monkey's knee"

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street monkey's

this word is a slang word for people both men and women and teenagers who do the sport know as parkour. parkour originated in france and is now done all over world.

friend: man did you see those guys doing flips over that wall!
me: yea they are street monkey's

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Radioactive Monkey

Diabolically evil primate hell-bent on causing chaos worldwide.


ARMS -- The Anti Radioactive Monkey Society -- is determined to thwart these evil-doers. At ARMS, our motto is: "Slowly leading the masses to certain doom and confusion... Oh, and thwarting some Radioactive Monkeys while we're at it."
www.theARMSsite.com

Whoa, Sam! There's a Radioactive Monkey! Let's thwart it!

or

"Halt, foul primate of evil! You and your Radioactive Monkey brethren shall not get away!"

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grass monkey

A marijuana addict, a stoner, a pothead. "Grass" is a well-known term for marijuana.

Curious George always wondered what the Man in the Yellow Hat has been smoking lately that smelled so good. And so George then sneaked into a weed cabinet which the Man in the Yellow Hat has left unattended, grabbed a few J's and a lighter and then started enjoying himself. He could not stop afterwards. What a grass monkey he now is!

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Mark H. Proud Urban Dictionary author since February 2004.

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monkey toe

a nipple that is so big that it could open a banana

Look at her shes got massive monkey toes she could open bananas with those.

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monkey fucking

A sexual position involving a large woman and two five gallon buckets. The woman assumes a position where her asshole is pointed so that the best angle to fuck her is straight down, at which point you climb upon the two buckets and then proceed to fuck her in a vertical motion with your penis at a dick bending 180 degree angle. Most importantly you must then smack her ass cheeks with both hands with every successive thrust, giving you the appearance of a monkey hopping up and down with flailing arms. NOises are optional, but always appreciated

Call up your mom and tell your friend Bussy to bring some buckets, we are gonna do some monkey fucking tonight

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Jade Monkey

Originating from the classic Simpsons episode 'Homer Goes to College' the term Jade Monkey has been coined as a small bottle of alcohol used only for shots that mysteriously appears while drinking max beers.

The night became rather rambunctious once Leif gifted the party with shots from his Jade Monkey

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