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While getting head, once ready to cum, you bitch slap your girl in the face resulting in a mixture of bloody nose and man spooge, also known as a jelly donut
my girl was actin wack, so I busted her with a sloppy dragon. Now I'm going to jail to get my pink sock treatment.
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when a girl is giving you head, you blow in her mouth, then right before she swallows, when your man juice is just to the back of her throat, you punch her in the stomach. in doing so, your jizzum forcefully is ejected out of her nostrils, having a whisker like effect on her face.
jen was pissed last night when i gave her dragon whiskers. im not gettin head for a month after that show!
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When receiveing a blowjob bust in her mouth. Then while she is swalling hit in the back of the head hard. If timed right Semen should shoot out of her nose.
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While in a state of annebriation getting bummed by a big black man named bernie
Oh fuck look at Simon getting welsh dragoned
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A game for nerds who know that there life sucks. They play this game so they can escape their sucky lifes and try to be the strongest person ever, but only in this fantasy world.
My life sucks so Im going home to play Dungeons and Dragons.
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When you are getting a blow job from a girl, cum in her mouth, then smack her on the back of the head so that the cum leaks out her nose
I came in this girls mouth hit her on the back. She looked like an angry dragon when the load came out her nose
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A very dangerous, degenerate alcoholic ancient mythological beast know for making high-pitched squeals and drinking Fleishman's vodka straight from the bottle.
We were hanging out at a party when the dragon blargin came out and scared all the girls away.
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