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A person on tinder who lies about their age. Usually they are upfront about it and indicate that no, they are "actually 17" when their age is set to 22.
Alyssa: Just swiped right on a tinder egg surprise! Is that wrong of me?
Jen: Well, you've always been a cradle robber!
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A literal phrase describing a lone rooster with his two eggs. This can be used as a substitute for "lone wolf and cub" for rogues and loners who look after and take care of two vulnerable young children. The phrase can also be reinterpreted and used as a double entendre that alludes to a man's reproductive organs.
The hen croaked her last two eggs and the rooster stood their alone; they're now just two eggs and a cock.
His two children are the only ones he care for in the world, they are his world. The hobo then walked away in search of a new home, pushing a makeshift stroller made from a cardboard box and roller skate wheels, rolling away with his children, rolling into the sunset. They're now just two eggs and a cock, that's all they are and that's all they'll ever be.
Hey honey, do you know what I want for breakfast? Two eggs and a cock!!
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a homie who has really stinky farts and gags everyone.
dude gross! That guys is a mega egg blaster!
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when you cropdust or fart, and it leaves a terrible, strong, smell that is of egg salad
Matt could not order his food because of the smell
Waitress: And what would you like?
Matt: (coughing) I can't talk...it smells terrible
Waitress: yea, I know, I'm nervous, it's my first day, so I'm dropping egg salad, I'm sorry.
Matt: oh...so it was you...I'll have some tuna
Waitress: sorry, that was me too
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When a girl wakes up and gives a guy a blowjob (this is the sausage). She then swallows his man juice (this is the eggs).
Betty sure looks chipper today. She must have had a sausage and eggs breakfast compliments of Ilya.
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when a guy shoves a raw egg inside a girls vag/a guy's ass and then fucks them really hard until the egg breaks then she stands over a frying pan while the eggs drip into it.
fry the eggs with lots of jizz, and yummyness
then enjoy a romantic dinner for two with lots of roses and cum fried eggs
omfg that gorgeous guy in grade 12 that does dance with a hole in his ear made me some taasty cum fried eggs last night!
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when a lady is on her back during sex and her breasts gyrate in a circlular motion it resembles both a fried egg and a double-blade transport helicopter.
i fired up the fried egg helicopter when i was pounding her hard.
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