The act of writing a ridiculous or offensive comment on Facebook to get a ridiculous or offensive response, only to delete the offensive comment and leave the responder on his own, clearly out of line.
Boy: Fuck you Eric! You can go to hell for all I care!
Girl: What are you talking about? What is going on?
Boy: I got Facebook Sniped
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When people look on the same peoples facebook page, to be all in there business to see what is going on with them. Bascially three personal life and running with whatever they read on there.
facebook hustlin ex.. John poked jill.. they are defnitely dating,sleeping together etc. or John posted he went out on Sat. night and jill posted she had fun on Sat. night, and the " facebook hustler " assumed they were together and ran with it.
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A book one carries around to write down phone numbers, emails, etc.
Carried around when a person is living in denial of digital and they're not on Facebook, don't have an iphone, etc.
Joan: Dylan isn't on facebook, so when he said he wanted to stay in touch I wrote my number in his face-to-facebook.
Edie: You mean a paper book? How cute!
Jack: We couldn't google map it since none of us had iphones, so I had to draw the directions in Will's face-to-facebook.
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When someone appears to have comedic talent, via their Facebook Status Updates.
These people usually get many likes.
This term applies if you don't really know if the person is funny in person, or just on facebook.
"Do you know who Jacob R. Clark is?"
"Well.. I've never hung out with him, but I have him as added him on FB. All I know is that he's Facebook Funny."
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to go back several months and comment on someone's wall
Peter's really pissing me off lately, he's been Facebook bombing me all day!
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A person who constantly and self-seriously engages in pointless arguments about politics, economics, and other public issues on facebook.
Most facebook intellectuals are narcissists who just like to hear themselves talk.
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A term used to describe someone who finds the need to repeatedly re-post what you had originally posted, usually within a matter of seconds of the original post, thus bringing no benefits to the re-post and rendering it pointless.
Ali A: Breaking News, War Breaks Out In The Middle Easst.
*5 Seconds Later*
Hala S: OMG LOOK WHAT I DISCOVERED: BREAKING NEWS IN THE MIDDLE EAST!!!!!!!!!1!!ONE!!
Ali A: Dude.. stop being a Facebook Parrot.
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