30th February

Contrary to popular belief, this day has actually happened, in 1712 in Sweden. Ummmmm thats about it

30th February

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Fiddle your bean February

yooooooooooooooo special attention to the sack(fyb)

“how many times a day are ya beat your meat next February”, “you mean fiddle my bean? ,”what.”, “yo it’s Fiddle your bean February “, “ohh gotcha”

Femme February

For the entire month of February, Women can do whatever they want to men and the men cannot do anything about it

Oh fuck, Jack. Femme February is upon us.
Better get ready, Dom.

15th of February

The 15th of February is known as Single's awareness day right after Valentine's day due to the offensive nature of Valentine's day the single people have their own day too.

15th of February,

Hey, are you going out on the 15th of Feb

No why?

It's Single's awareness day didn't you hear Valentine's day got cancelled.

Pizza?

February 8

National bully your friend named Ethel day

Hey, it’s February 8 today, how are we bullying Ethel?

February 8

Cuddle with you gf/bf day

Bf: Hey is February 8th we have to cuddle

Gf:ok!

february 8

lick a picture of evan peters day

hey, its february 8th. i should probably lick a picture of evan peters.