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Abnormally small and wrinkly hands, like the hands of an old, old woman. Immune to the strongest hand lotions. Can be used as sand paper in rare cases.
Q:Why do you always wear mittens?
A: Because I have gremlin hands...
A weak person that has no fighting ability.
"Rylan always talking on the net but aint had a fight since middle school."
"Yeah, that boy got feather hands"
A man named hayden thought wheeler walker jr. Says “hand pockers” instead of “ham hockers”
Getting a handjob while shitting
Laura was so drunk she agreed to a hand-john
Die Motherfucker - Have A Nice Day
Chillin' like a Dylan last night when Crew Cut Beck Dude popped up crying on the tube. What's the deal? Dude's burnt toast. So, why's he back on the box? DMF-HAND!!!
A type of hand structure and shape that is similar to the reptile also known as a newt. Giving the hand the its name
Friend: Did you know that Elizabeth has newt hands?
Friend 2: REALLY?! I want to see!
Elizabeth: Guys I’m standing right here
When somebodys hands turn dwarf-like when in contact with a large penis.
Not only did Brad's cock dislocate my jaw last night but when I touched it I went full on midge hands.