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A name of a person who is most likely to own at least 1 Borzoi.
"Dude, did you see Jacob's new Borzoi?"
"He got another one?? How many does he have??"
"He just got his 17th!"
Jacob is a guy who cant drive and will probably crash his car a month after his driving test. He is hugely charismatic and handsome and is the sorta guy to never cheat on his GF. That wont stop him from trying to get with his best friends ex's though...
"Have you seen how sexy Jacob is today? I wish my bf was like him"
The most amazing person ever kinda rude sometimes and like forgets really important things like my pronouns but it's whatever
Person:Who is Jacob? 💀💀💀💀
Gtzaiw:Jacob is emo LOL
A VERY cute guy who is INSANELY intelligent, funny, somewhat outgoing and has an amazing personality, he also is a shy person until you get to know him, but he also has those days where he is the most outgoing person you’ll know. Jacob has an amazing body because he was somewhat chubby and insecure about his body as a teenager, has the most amazing eyes EVERRR!!! He is very dedicated once he puts his mind on something, he has HUGE dreams for his career. He is selfish, but he is unselfish about the peeps who he loves and is friends with. Has went through a lot as a child. Has a somewhat crazy side as well. He is also freaky....;))
ELLA: OMG who is that cutie??!
EMILY: OML that’s Jacob, he’s such an amazing guy!!
A serious dipshit who has no concept of a woman, tends to be a virgin until death. Frequently has anger autism outbreaks do to little man and small penis syndrome. Typically thinks he can rap and fight. Also tends to weigh under 100 pounds and have vigorous battle with winds. Looks all bone, no muscle. Sound cloud: jdnk (Know Who You Are)
that little faggot jacob cant hit a ball
best in basketball dont fuck with him or he'll beat the mess out of you or slam u
jacob the best
A Jacob is typically a rude, awful person. They usually can’t keep relationships because they love to party and Live for attention from all women except their own. Jacobs usually smoke a lot of weed can can’t stay erect because they always circle jerk to heavy metal music in their free time.
Guy one: yo is Jacob throwing that giant circle jerk party?
Guy 2: yeah bro, we’re all getting super chopped so it’s not gay
Guy one: it’s still gay bro..
Guy 2: ... nah bro, chill out and wack off.