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A version of a film, trailer, tv show, or documentary that differs from the original content by using Jizz instead of another liquid.
The Iron Lung jizz cut has the world record for “most jizz used in film.”
When you're masterbating and edging yourself for a while and you're at the part of the session where your balls have tightened up and you can't stop from cumming, things become tremendously awkward when your dad walks in on you at exactly the wrong moment. He watches as you blow a huge load of sperm up all up your stomach and chest hitting your own face and hair and all your dad can say is whoa. You are now so confused. You don't know whether he is envious or impressed by the size of your cum shot.
"Dude, my dad came unannounced into my bedroom last night just as I was busting a nut. Talk about awkward, he saw me blow a huge load all in my pubes and up my stomach and chest." "Damn son, that sucks. He say anything?" "Nothing other than whoa. LOL" "Sounds like your dad might be jizz jealous. He's old and can't blow such huge amounts of sperm anymore."
A way of saying “type shit” without cursing; a family friendly version of type shit.
Little cousin: yo bro I just got these sick new Jordans!
Older cousin: type jizz.
Means the same thing as “type shit,” just a way of saying it without cussing.
Jeffrey: Yo bro I finally got hired at this place I been wanting to work at.
Friend: Type jizz.
When you finish in a girl and keep going, causing jizz to be packed
My boy Aiden just got done jizz packing a bitch
When u try to bust a nut in ur room with a lot of guests coming over, play on spec ops units that stealth their way behind enemy lines to secure the objective.
{Jizz ops in action}
Meat beater:*fap fap fap*
Family at the door: hey everyone! Amanda take this its egg salad, wait where is 'Meat beater'?
Meat beater: Bravo 6 going hard. *fap fap fap*
When you cum so hard that your surroundings seem to start spinning around you
Dude, she sucked me so good that I got the jizz spins