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When you take an air horn and shove it up someone's ass.
He was being a little mouthy so I gave him a Lake Erie Light House. That shut him up.
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You get these from somebody when they wanna know your going the wrong way with it and need to turn around. Basically it means they aren't tolerating what your doing and have a problem with it
Jimmy: Hey girl you lookin good what's your name?
Cindy: Why you wanna know that?
Jimmy: Cmon lets get to know each other?
Cindy: Why?
Jimmy: Fuck you you difficult ass bitch
(2 hours later)
Jimmy: I failed at talkin to this girl earlier
Timmy: She gave you the back of the traffic lights?
Jimmy: Yea I'm so pissed
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Semi or bolt-action rifle usees the half inch (.50) caliber for use against enemy vehicles such as tanks or to shoot the engine block out of a car
The m82 barrett is scarcely used due to it's large round
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Another word for yuppies
Fuck those Marlboro Lights sucking bastards and their AMEX gold cards
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The dumb version of describing a florescent light bulbs that is twisted thanks to ENERGY STAR
I hate those new light bulbs!! You know the ones that look like pig tail light bulbs?
oh you mean the energy saving bulbs
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The perfect recipe for eternal darkness. Perhaps The Weeknd's song was about this all along.
My friend used Discord light mode at 3am, now he is blind.
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On December 31st, All Discord users are required to use Light theme. And people who already normally uses light theme has the power to harass Dark Theme people.
"Hey bro, it's December 31st, do you know what that means?"
"It's the last day of the year???"
"No, it's time for you to suffer because it's Discord Light Theme Day."
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
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