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A restaurant that has an old wizard guarding the entrance demanding your email address so he can proceed to spam fuck your email 27 ft in the ground.
Person1: hey look its Logans roadhouse, I could go for a steak right about now
Wizard: SO LOOKIN TO ENTER THE LAND OF LOGAN AYYY?
Person1: uhhhh yeah I am.
Wizard: OOOO IVE SEEN MANY PEOPLE ENTER AND NONE HAVE RETURNED, NOW I WILL REQUIRE YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS SO I CAN RAW DOG IT LATER.
Person1:(is aroused)
The king of everything. He is viewed by any that matter as the greatest human too have ever lived. He is well known in many communities as someone who always has a font of knowledge, a wealth of good ideas and generally just makes things better. The one he is probably best known in is the gaming community where he strives to show people how too properly beat games using his streaming and youtube channels. He also informs and corrects the gaming communities on there falsehoods and games that are given too much credit (or overrated). He has set many world records and is praised to be the god king of gaming. Everyone should check him out as he will change your life as well.
Is a rare 4 way hybrid of god ,a gay man ,a simp, and mike trout
Y’all see that keister Logan Richardson IV take Bridget to town.
Likes chained to a radiator and taken advantage of.
Oliver: Have you heard of what Logan Mooney did?
Jack: No…?
Oliver: He came to school in a maid dress and spat his water out at people.
Jack: :O
usually, a person who inhales smartwhips / balloons.
god, chelsea you need to stop that. you're going to end up like *Logan goodbody*
WOW Logan's p. Birthday
Nicole:"What day is it today?"
Diego:" Logan p. Birthday!"
Everyone:" HAPPY BIRTHDAY LOGAN!"
A blond twink, eyes separated, a fucking narcissist+racist, only dates girls with no boobs or ass, and only pulls girls who don’t have a good type, cuz he actually be ugly asf. He be saying the n word too much and be sending poop pics to his friends. Also he only pulls girls with the initials of K,L,E,A.
“Didn’t you date that blond twink?” “Who? Are you talking about Logan M.?” “Fosho yeah!”