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When you and your niggas are having very deep conversations between the hours of 1 am and 4 am. A subject could be for example: The meaning of life, What is love, religion or space etc.
Guy 1: What is the meaning of life?
Guy 2: I dunno nigga. In the end nothing really matters
Guy 1: I think the meaning of life is to find something to fill your empty life with.
*conversation continues into Deep Nigga Hours*
Mike uses a COVID mask to hold up his balz and keep them safe... That's the one Mike lends Rob that faithful day in October when Rob forgot his mask and graciously wore inhaling Mike’s teen spirt. Balls beep biatch ;)
When you are having sex with your female partner and a moment before you cum in her ass, you choke her very hard and pull her towards you, mimicking the sound of a pump-action shotgun.
Last night Anthony came back from War and the first thing he did was to f**k her girlfriend and, to really feel home, he practiced some Deep Shotgun
Deep frying is the act of eating arse so goddamn well, that when you pull away and look at it, it looks like an onion ring.
This is an effective way of knowing whether you have eaten their arse properly, or if you need to improve your form.
*Always conduct a full assessment of the starfish before attempting to deep fry
Girl: “Babe! Stop deep frying me. I’m gonna shit in your mouth”
Boy: “Don’t worry babe I’ll take it”
Action of putting your dick in the vagina of the person who gave you birth.
Deep in the mom, i'm playing mario 64 on my gamecube.
When a bald headed Irish man positions his freshly shaven bean bag uncomfortably within his trouser zipper, walk around for hours at the club with only a few select meat gazers, celebrities, and ladies noticing, and doesn’t even need a moisturizer.
When asked if you want to see the Deep Creek Belt Buckle, don’t look down!
Wow! Although the cheeseburger moved to a slider, that Belt Buckle sure is impressive!
Irish Guy: Hey I love the work you’ve been doin, check out my belt buckle…
Actor: Cool!
Irish Guy: I’m going to put the beans away
Group: please don’t, it’s actually wierd when they aren’t out!
Once you step in, there's no gettin' the fuck out. The cool mud surrounds your whole muthafuckin body. Then... when all hope is lost... you ejaculate.
Oh man... I'm gettin' deep in the quicksand up in here.