pumping the pipes

Smoking a fat blunt

We were outside during the party pumping the pipes.

Wrong-piping

Accidentally using the wrong social media account to utter personal, offensive, or otherwise noticeably off-brand statements.

The wrong pipe may be used either by software glitch or user error (forgetting to switch accounts); the former holds slightly more water with an angry employer.

After wrong-piping about her boozy weekend shenanigans one time too many, Heather was fired from her corporate social media job.

Lead pipe liam

Someone who will take care of business for you, using his sturdy lead pipe

We have a few obstacles in our way, we better call in lead pipe Liam to take care of the job

pipe fairy

A discerning young lady who, due to her fondness and/addiction to crack (the pipe), is willing to perform certain acts of personal debasement with a view to obtaining money and/or crack.

You can bend that bitch over and nut in her if you got rock. She’ll probably suck you off for a $20. She’s a total Pipe Fairy.

Pipe fairy

Sounds very illegal

I used to flip pipe fairys down the block.

side-piping

When a fellater moves to a side position on the cock to avoid getting a mouthful of jizz. see also "harmonicock"

She was not a lover of spunk but did not want to disappoint her lover, so she used the side-piping technique to take him across the finish line.

Pipe Monkey

one who plays with cock, mainly in thier mouth, endearing term for a homosexual

Randolph loves the cock, that pipe monkey cant talk for theamount of dick in his mouth