a tap dancing homosexual male who receives aggressive anal sex in a purple suit
Dude I just walked in on a purple tap dancer and his man shit was traumatizing
When a male puts multiple elastic bands around he's love muscle causing it to go purple before inserting it into there partners balloon knot whilst irrigation water is leaking out.
Got Karen with the old purple swamp hen other day when she trying out a home colon cleanse kit.
a perfectly innocent name for a broomball team
the flying purple tacos won all of their games.
When a guy who is able to lactate pumps up his nipples so that they are hard enough to penetrate his partner's anus or vagina. Then he proceeds to milk his inflated, purple udders into the anus or vagina while the partner milks semen out of his penis.
Dan: bro, I can see your fat ass nipples poking through your shirt, do you have an infection or something?
Bob: no, my girl gave me a Michigan Purple Cow last night.
Dan: dude that's fucked up
The feeling of being high and depressed at the same time
Hi my name is quan and I have purple rain depression. I just popped two and I want to kill my self.
A tight, centrifugal pulling together of anal glands, in other words, a nest of purple, veiny haemorrhoids.
Kobus went to the proctologist for his annual anal check up, when he bent over the examination table, the Proctologist gasped with astonishment: “Wow, Kobus, what a wonderful, purple balloon knot you have.”
Kokichi of course! That little Gay gremlin is very evil. The only way to make him like you is to have grape Panta with you at all times. He also asks very very very important questions such as, "Do robots have Dicks?" If he asks you this, Call K1-B0 Over to help. He might call this "Robophobic" But make him answer the question. NEVER let him around Maki. Maki will try killing him again and we don't want that. His least favorite food is a pankake. Because you know, he is one.
I don't feel like doing examples right now so just watch out for purple gay gremlin bois :D