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a quick second now means forever and ever
hey madi wanna be my girlfriend for a quick second.
When you're the second, or later person to have either protected, or unprotected intercourse with a lady in the last 12 hours or so.
Different from sloppy seconds because it implies the last guy(s) used a condom or did not cum inside.
Last night Robbie hooked up with a party slut. He had no idea he was getting second hand pussy though, and just assumed that was her usual tightness.
Jake Piper's second law requires a bit of thinking.
Infinitely accurate time.
So time could be e^3 days, etc.
Perry: "Yo, what's the time right now?"
James: "Oh, five Pi seconds past 12."
Perry: "Wait, that's way too accurate, right?"
James: "Come on man, use Jake Piper's second law"
An unexpected shit in your pant.
Oh shit, man. I just made a 30-second brownie.
When you hear a piece of music not as a full-song but as a snippet being used in other mediums, such as for a meme, advertisement, movie scene, TikTok, etc.
"I just realized I know this song, even though I never directly listened to it or knew its name."
"Yes. That's called second-hand listening."
The time Google takes to find 3 million items or articles to make your point.
Vaccines cause autism and cancer, like five people said it.
Did take a Google second to prove that?
Second hand suicide is wanting to commit suicide but not doing it because your afraid of death mostly because the people they are going to leave behind.
Basically not doing it yourself but hoping it happens
He wants to commit second hand selfkilling