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When a psychedelic employee likes to mix colour pencils and colour drugs in your sandwich at Subway.
TheOdd1sOut: Whoa, dude. My sandwich tastes like colours...
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MY FRIEND HERE JUSTIN HE'S TAKEN AND HE'S CRACKED AT FORTNITE MY GUY
MY MANS IS AN EPIC KID LOL FORTNITE EPIC KID JUSTIN COOL DUDE ON THE STICKS
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Wazzup dude tol parechong sis bestie chum friend pal bestfriend old buddy
Potek napakaspammer neto ban nyo nga
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The key to the destruction of the multiverse, having the capability to eradicate all life forms in every single dimension in every single timeline. More powerful than any line starting with “ur.” Only been used once before in history, but was denied by an uno reverse card.
Ryan: Did you eat the rest of the cereal
Robert: Yeah why
Ryan: *slowly brings his hands together, closing his eyes while making an upside down triangle with his fingers*
Robert: U-ur mom gay!
Ryan: *opens his eyes, they’re now glowing* No u
Robert: *falls to his knees* Don-
Ryan: Ur pledge of allegiance and star spangled speeches a hedge of queer sieges and dudes without penis
Robert: NO- #*{£<+¥\•
*Robert himself would start to crack, causing holes in the space-time continuum as Ryan drains the life force of every single living thing in existence, becoming one with the void*
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Someone who does not believe in regular bathing, or, a person whose body odor develops before they can bathe again. Also a good insult for somebody you dislike that is in either of the former categories above.
Hey, look! It's the Ignorant Dude who Smells Like He Took a Bath in Dead Fetus Juice!
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What you say to all the little 12 year old "sceney emo" losers trying to take over Vans Warped Tour.
Because all they listen to is pussy scermo bands.
12 year old scene kid: OMG and she was like and then he was like...
Regular Warper: Sweet braugh dude! You gonna go tour with the Devil Wears Prada?!?!
12 year old scene kid: Fuck yeah!!
Regular Warper: Haha dumbass loser.
Then the whole place laughs at the dumbass 12 year old scene kid.
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Its my cat
Can i pet big balls in my ass by a big black dude requis ching chong chang.
Im deaf bro.
Oh my bad. 👆🏻🤏🏾👌✊🏾👈🏽☝️🫴🤞🏻👌👈🏽🤙🏽🖐🏾🖐🏾✌🏻👍👍👇🏾🫵
Nah fam you to gay to do dat.
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