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An evil creature that can never be detected. Hiding in the shadows feeding of the attention it craves.
WARNING: do not leave any cats or dogs around this creature, any animal for that matter. It will gobble it up in one go
Person 1: I havent seen Marians dog in a while
Person 2: it was probably eaten by a Jenny Jackson
He keeps pictures of his friends girl friends on his phone in swim suits
Jackson Kunkel likes to keep pictures of his friends girlfriends on his phone
hot as fuck. mother of percy jackson. literally had poseidon simping, and gay awakenings.
demigod: oh my gods, those blue cookies made by sally jackson are amazing
percy: thank you?
A person who wears bass pro hats and likes mountain biking. He is also a very lame person.
When you’re making love in the missionary position and while you are fully thrusted in you pause and proceed to push out a bowel movement that curls down and lightly brushes the anus of your partner leaving a brown abstract painting on the the partners stink wrinkle.
She said she was into art so I gave her The Jackson Pollock last night. It was majestic.
A name created by 3 friends as an alternate ego for an imaginary relentless Chicago Mafia Boss.
"They call him, Burger Jackson, They say he's the most ruthless of em' all. "