When someone cums in someone’s ear Like a wet willie
Don : WTF Derrick why did you give me a sticky willie it’s all over my ear!!”
Derrick : because your were being a dick don”
Failure to complete a task to satisfaction by way of incompetency.
See also: screw up
Wow Britney Spears, you really did Pull a Willis with your career!
Vitally nutritious compound harvested from the testicles of men. The thin fluid that transports the millions of tiny, tadpole-like daddies sperm from the testicles and out of the penis when the male is suitably excited. A tasty salty treat that flows from the tip of the meat fountain.
All I want for Christmas is some Willy Goo!
When 5+ men give each other a douche rudder in a circle
The night started off as a circle jerk, but by the end, we were having a good ole tugboat willy
Bruises left by a child stronger than a man and feels like being hit with a baseball bat
Met my girlfriends boy today, got my ass kicked by a 9 year old and left me some Willy bruises, little bastard!
The mightiest of all blowjobs.
When you deepthroat a cock in its entirety.
Dude: "Can you give me a willy wash"
Girl: "ok"