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Checking both earrings with one hand
Jennifer pulled a one arm willie at the bar cause she was holding her beer!
When you pin a female up against your wardrobe and subsequently snap your banjo in two, forcing the female to retreat to your hairless older brother.
"Hey Geoff! Why are you in pain?"
"I just gave Gina a Dirty Joe Willis last night!"
"Damn dude, you better get that seen to."
when one sticks his dick in the mason jar of moonshine then gives a "wet willie" with said, moonshine soaked dick, into someones ear.
Dude he just gave me a "West Virginia Willie!" Nasty!!
Failure to complete a task to satisfaction by way of incompetency.
See also: screw up
Wow Britney Spears, you really did Pull a Willis with your career!
Vitally nutritious compound harvested from the testicles of men. The thin fluid that transports the millions of tiny, tadpole-like daddies sperm from the testicles and out of the penis when the male is suitably excited. A tasty salty treat that flows from the tip of the meat fountain.
All I want for Christmas is some Willy Goo!
When 5+ men give each other a douche rudder in a circle
The night started off as a circle jerk, but by the end, we were having a good ole tugboat willy