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Stays a beat too long

To remain in a general area long after your assistance is no longer required, needed.

"You know, after Bill fixes my computer, he hangs around long after the problem is fixed. That dude always stays a beat too long."

by CollieK February 3, 2010

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Texas Bursting Long Horn

The Act of two males, typically at the end of a gang bang, putting their cocks on the top of a females head with both cocks facing a different direction as to give the impression of horns on a head and begin cumming viverously.

Dude, Tristan called me earlier and asked me if I could find a friend to give her a Texas Bursting Long Horn. You in?

by Wolfsbanex May 7, 2015

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me love you long time

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1. hookers to offer their services

2. ignorant jackasses as a slack way to say "I love you"

3. ordinary people making references. most users think they are referencing South Park or Family Guy, but actually both of those were referencing Full Metal Jacket(#8 movie of all time according to sanyosuru). A hooker uses this phrase becuase her English is bad, and all she can say is "Sucky-sucky, 5 dollar. Me love you long time. Too long time." South Park has Eric as Vietnamese hooker, exactly as in the original. In Family Guy, Peter says this because it is the only English he thinks the Japanese baseball player will understand, and he can`t afford to pay for him.

1. hooker:me love you long time

2. ignorant jackass: me love you long time

3. synDicate: dude, did you see that episode where Peter is like "Me love you long time" that was great! They are so original.
me: no, that was a reference to full metal jacket

by tanukisanyo May 18, 2005

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Long Island Medium Iced Tea

Noun: An 'amped' version of the classic Robert Blott drink - made SO strong, that the drinker talks to dead people, anywhere. The buzz is often accompanied by an addiction to french manicures, black leggings, and AquaNet hair spray.

Verb: Approaching strangers at convenience stores and insinuating yourself into their private lives, while TLC cameras are rolling.

long island ice tea, long island medium, french manicures, AquaNet

Employee 1: Madison was so drunk, that she walked up to the manager of the local 7/Eleven and started channeling his first wife, who isn't dead, but soon will be, when he finds out who she got with, last night.
Employee 2: That must have been one TALL 'Long Island Medium Iced Tea'. Theresa Caputo should be lookin over her shoulder.

by Gray Gander November 5, 2013


Long Beach High School (lbhs)

long beach high school can most likely be considered a joke. it is home to over 1000 different pot heads. the girls are pretty easy and go for guys who are way to old for them, whores. your considered cool if you play lacrosse since were amazing laxers or can make it onto the best varsity swim team on long island. the summers here consist of getting high/drunk, going to the beach, hookingup with people and chillin. oh and the teachers are a joke. we all gotta love guarav.

Welcome to Long Beach High School (lbhs), grades are low, but the kids are high(:

by longbeachkid April 26, 2011

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Long Island city high school

A school located in Long Island city filled with pot heads who get girls pregnant

Boy: yerrrr pop out to lic (Long Island city high school) we finna Cyph

by Saucyboy anonymous January 5, 2019

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What took you so long ?

Big Boss rescued Master Miller from Russian guard post after he came out of coma.

Big Boss: They do something to your eyes?

Kazuhira Miller: No, it's... It's just bright, is all...

Big Boss removes handcuffs from Miller and puts his glasses on him.

Kazuhira Miller: What took you so long ?

by venomsnake January 16, 2021