Duck Face

The facial expression for "I want a cock in my mouth." - does quite look like giving a blowjob without the "job".

Jenna: *Duck face*
Bobby: Alright, I'm ready when you are *unzips pants*
Jenna: OMG naw i don't want to suck your three inch.
Bobby: You do realize that you look like you want to give somebody a blowjob, right?
Jenna: OMG NO, Duckface is soo cute and swagger.
Bobby: *Idiots and swaggots these days.*
*NOTE: The characters mentioned are in no-way related to any other person, real or fictional. Any possible resemblance is coincidental and is unintended.

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Chug Face

a tall lanky stupid looking kid with dimples

Hey look there's chug face

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Crisco faced

the act of getting high-strung on Marajuana.

Hey dude, what are you doing this weekend?

Im gettin Crisco faced!

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Whiskey Face

The disgusted-looking face resulting from taking an unusually large gulp of whiskey. Most experienced drinkers can manage to hold it back, but a less seasoned boozer will break out their whiskey face at even the smallest of sips.

Person A: Hey man pass the handle!

(Person B passes)

(Person A takes an enormous gulp of whiskey to look hard, followed by a whiskey face)

Person B: Haha nice whiskey face faggot.

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On your face

The opposite to being off your face - being a responsible person who isn't intoxicated and doesn't endeavor/manage to somehow detach themselves from their complexion. If you are this, then you are on your face.

'I watched a documentary on BBC2 last night and ate some biscuits, I was completely on my face.'

'I'm going to get completely on my face tonight. Perhaps I'll read a book.'

'I was perfectly aware of getting home last night - I must have been completely on my face!'

'You look very normal, you must be on your face.'

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clown face

see "red wings"...
describes the look of someones face who just performed oral sex on a lady who is on her period

You dumb ass clown face...you should have waited 3 days until she was done!!!

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Winky face

Specific flirting mechanism never to be used by: family, old people, clergy members, uggos, etc.

Uninteresting troll: hey sexy ;)
Scared recipient: please stop misusing winky face

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