The clown that hides from gay people

A Clown that hides from gay people, if you see the clown that means that you are not gay. sadly if you can't see the clown

That means your Gay. People say he's a myth but he's not. He keeps following me and keeps honking his nose at me.

Person A: " Have you seen the clown that hides from gay people "

Person B: " No I have not "

Person A: " well I see the clown it's behind you "

Person B: " *turns around* I don't see him "

Person A: " your Gay lol "

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g'd up from the feet up

Dressed with impeccable taste. Usually refering to formal wear.

See also wordGQ or wordclean

I went to the wedding g'd up from the feet up, in hopes of impressing the ladies.

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sun shines from his ass

When one thinks so highly of oneself, sees oneself as superior to most humanity and generally feels the earth evolves around him and the sun shines from his ass.

This is an Israeli expression.

Benjamin seems to think the sun shines from his ass, or he wouldn't dare behave to us as he does.

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Aunt Flow is visiting from Redland

Chick code for, "I have my period". Used in mixed company so as not to gross out any male innocents.

Girl 1: Hey, Shauna -- are you going to wear your freak at the show tonight?"

Girl 2: Nope, can't do it. My Aunt Flow is visiting from Redland."

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From Dusk Till Dawn

A movie from the mid '90s about two brothers that go on a killing spree and hold a family hostage while on their way to Mexico. It is infamous for shitty special effects and an irritating amount of references to other films. It seems like a perfectly normal action movie until vampires start appearing out of every orifice at a club, about sixty minutes too late in the film. Not to mention the vampires look like werewolves.

"If you can actually sit through From Dusk Till Dawn until the credits, you deserve a medal."

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screw you we're from Texas

a simple phrase that declares the superiority of people from Texas

New Yorker: I don't like BBQ and I don't understand Sweet Tea

Texan: Screw You we're from Texas

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gay nigger from outer space

Someone so gay they could be from a queer colony in outerspace that sent a shuttle to Earth. The shuttle crashed and the soot covered the person making them appear "colored".

Look at Timmy, he is such a gay nigger from outer space!

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