A pain in the rear end after sitting for too long playing a video game of any kind
Wade sat for so long playing raft the when he stood up he had gamers a$$
A phrase used for motivating others or yourself to achieve something in a videogame
Jack while playing CoD with Mike, Bob and Shrek: “Let's get it gamers!”
Bob: “Get what?”
Mike: “Your mom's pussy.”
Shrek: “At this rate you're not gonna get any pussy Mike.”
Mike then cried in eternity
Absolutely fucking gay WHY USE FUCKING SHAPES WHEN YOU CAN JUST USE LETTERS. You’re all absolutely fucking virgins
Playstation gamers are fucking virgins
A period of time during which it is inadvisable to attempt to contact the male participating in ‘gamer time’ as he is masturbating. In short ‘gamer time’ is a euphemism for masturbation.
Male: *to the boys* imma turn my mic off for a bit for some gamer time
The boys: ok bro, in a bit
Says his dad owns Microsoft or Sony. Gets angry easily. And jerks off with two fingers in a porta potty. never go's outside. Can talk shit and is bad at roasting.
And is a virgin.
Oh god it's the gamer kid agian