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Sneaky Rats in your house that play for you when you afk so you come back with a 4.0 kd.
human: Jack your bad at Valorant
Jack: I fucked raze in the ass and now I play well
human: No Jack, your a high level because of those gaming rats
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A gaming PC is a computer specifically used to play video games on. Its secondary function is a pussy repellent as most women will flee at the mere sight of your RGB keyboard and your GeForce RTX 3080 graphics card, and that's all before they've seen your built in water-cooling, RGB Case! The sad fact is, the 3000 Dollar gaming PC you bought can still do the same as a PS5, especially if you only bought it to play Minecraft and COD.
'Let me take you back to my place, and show you my gaming pc' 'He had a stupid light up gaming pc, so i left the minute i got a chance' 'I made 200 Grand at a Fortnite tournament, all thanks to my gay-ming pc'
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While playing a game/watching a movie etc. and running to the bathroom to pee. A Game Flush is flushing the toilet nearing the end of urination to maximize efficiency so that the player can quickly return to the game. Basically the toilet finishes flushing just after the end of your pee.
Player One: Be right back going to B room
*1 minute later
Player Two: Damn that was fast, did you at least wash?
Player One: Yeah man, did a Game Flush.
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Any type of game involving any deck of cards. This includes: 2s, 3 card brag, 3 card monte, 3 card poker, 3-5-7, 3-5-8, 3-13, 3 in 1, 4 card brag, 4 colour chess cards, 4 of a kind, 5 card brag, all 5's, 5 up, 5's and 3's, 6 card brag, 7 card brag, 7's...etc.
To see the full list go to-
pagat.com
Mark: Wanna play a game?
Emily: Sure, I'll get the cards so we can play a card game.
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A game in which points are awarded when a player causes another person to smile. Points earned varies based on the familiarity of the player and the target (person being made to smile).
In one variant of the Smile Game, the person who collects the most Smile Points in a Smile Game period wins! Only unsmiling faces are eligible targets for points. Friends are worth 10 smile points, Relatives are worth 100 smile points, and Strangers are worth 1000 smile points!
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In this game you have to guess how many camels there are.
It is very simple once you know how to work it out. But the whole point of it is to distract the other person from realising how.
It consists of clicking and clapping, this is how you distract the person, the clicks and claps have NOTHING to do with how many camels there are.
If I decided I wanted to have 5 camels, I would have a series of claps and clicks (the sequence can be of any length, it doens't matter) and then I would say: How many camels are there?
5 words, 5 camels. Simple huh?
The number of camels you have, is the number of words you say after you've finished clicking and clapping.
E.g.
(Say nothing) - 0 camels
Now? - 1
How many? - 2
How many camels? - 3
....
How many camels do you think I have? - 8
and so on.
*click click clap click clap click clap clap click clap clap clap* How many camels do you think there are now?
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A game which is played by running around catching as many negros as possible and stuffing them into a large burlap sack. The player with the most negros at dusk wins. They have to be alive or you will recieve a two point deduction. Each negro is two points. If you catch a nigglet, you have to let it go. The game ends at dusk due to obvious reasons not stated.
"Man, my legs are so sore from playin' baggit yesterday"
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